InstaHunk: 10 Reasons Why We'd Pitch a Tent for Matthew Camp

Almost nothing is better than a hot shower to make you feel refreshed. But unless you put something on your mirrors, they will fog up. There are many solutions to de-fog them, but as you can see by his caption, Matthew has his own solution.

Axillism is the sexual attraction to someone's armpits. Some people who study such things say it's because of pheromones, but it could also be that a person is just obsessed with the muscles and hair in that area. Whatever the reason, Matthew is showing his here, in lieu of the entire picture, which, he says, reveals more than the size of his guns.

Gray sweatpants have become a public fashion choice for exhibitionists who don't want to catch a charge of indecent exposure. Although this pic of Matthew isn't as revealing as one would expect it to be, it is still an excellent entry into his thirst album of SFW online posts that doesn't require print.

This generation probably doesn't remember the 1985 song "Tarzan Boy" by the band Baltimora, but it could be Matthew's theme song in this picture, which shows him in camo bikini briefs and nothing else. Although adult movie actor Diego Sans portrayed the feral human in his adult film, Matt seems like he could definitely be his understudy.

In this provocative pose, Matthew is giving sexy wicker man vibes. Draped in a soft colorful blanket that looks like it was designed by Walter Van Beirendonck (he's tagged), Matthew looks perfectly comfortable sitting out on the patio in the buff waiting for someone to join him.

Texting might be the preferred form of communication nowadays – at least, Matthew seems to think so, as his caption in this photo demands it. If this were 1999 and you wanted to text Matthew, you probably would have used the T9 Text method, which required you to punch the nine numerical keys to get the letter you needed to complete a word.