Oct 4
Gay Twitter Roundup: Andrew Garfield's Blowjob Enthusiasm, Bisexual Wins, and Labia-Inspired Putt-Putt
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 5 MIN.
A lot has been going on in our lives, both online and off. But isn't it always like that? What's important is that no matter how our day is going, or the state of the planet, we keep scrolling Gay Twitter (now known as X) and find joy in the finely tuned mix of hilariously niche memes, breathtaking thirst traps, sweet queer history, and hot celebrity drama. It's vital that we keep in tune with how the good people of X responded to all that was going on! And that's what we're presenting you with today:
What a week! New York City's Mayor Eric Adams was indicted, JoJo Siwa rocked out with her bedazzled cock out, and Andrew Garfield is on record proclaiming that bi people should always be winning (so true). We learned that awards season contention is about to be like "Challengers" come to life, Bisexual Awareness Week was celebrated, Gaga announced a "Harlequin" album, and Lana married her gator guy. Gay Twitter had comments, memes, and jokes about them all. Today, we bring you the best of the past week on Gay Twitter – for your enjoyment, or just so you'll know what's going on when you meet up for drinks with your chronically online friend.
THIRST
It's important to acknowledge the thirst trap connoisseurs of our generation. Thank you, Manny Jacinto for being so hot. Thank you in advance to whichever film director will take on the brave and noble task of hiring Andrew Garfield for the erotic thriller he wants to star in. Thank you to the stan who studiously measured the length of Taylor Zakhar Perez's fingers for her friend without asking any questions... And thank you to the people who tweet unhinged thirst so matter-of-factly that it begins to feel... completely logical. You're actually so, so right. You're all doing such incredible, deeply valued work, and we couldn't do any of this without you.
BI WEEK
Did you know about the bisexual veil? Did you know that the math equation meme woman is a) not in fact Julia Roberts, and b) bisexual? Did you know that your dad could be bi right now if only he would look past Channing Tatum's dance skills. Well, we all do now! And in honor of Bi Awareness Week, people have also been blessed with a video of Andrew Garfield speaking the powerful truth: "Bisexuals should always be winning."
