Dumb-Ass Lists: Snow Penis Video Edition

READ TIME: 7 MIN.

What's long, hard, and full of white stuff?

As the East Coast of the United States gets pelted with a blizzard of record proportions, EDGE would like to dedicate this, our latest edition and first all-video edition of our "Dumb Ass List" series to the time-honored sophomoric tradition of crafting giant penises out of snow.

Deep in the hard on Texas!

It took campus security to destroy this snow penis at a Texas college. They pledged to rebuild it.

The cold never bothered them anyway.

Do you wanna build a snow dick?

Was it art?

The destruction of this Swedish snow penis enraged a local community. It inspired a local artist to recreate.

Ouch!

This snow penis upset one woman so much, she got on her scooter to take matters into her own hands.

Do you think drugs or booze were involved?

These snow penis-smiths, recorded the reactions of passersby to the fruits of their labor. "It's not polite to stare!,"one of them shouted.

And for the win ...

This kinetic piece of phallic snow sculpture came all the way from Bosnia.


This story is part of our special report: "Dumb-Ass Lists". Want to read more? Here's the full list.

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