Trim Your Tree with These Real Housewives-Inspired Ornaments

Oh, No! Sprinkle Cookies!

The nerve of Melissa Gorga to bring Teresa festive sprinkle cookies! But not to worry, the table-flipping New Jersey housewife threw them right in the trash, then spent several episodes complaining about the ill-advised gift. $27, Etsy.

Mary Cosby being Mary Cosby

This season on "Salt Lake City," Heather sat down with the prickly Mary Cosby to address some bad blood between the two of them – bad blood that included Cosby claiming that Heather looked inbred. "Do you think I look inbred," Heather sincerely asked Mary. "I do," she responded simply. Hey, at least she's honest. $13, Etsy.

It Snows in Pasadena?

When Erika Jayne's world was unraveling on "...Beverly Hills," the season was filled with bizarre asides and hard-to-fathom stories about her life at the time. One such moment was when she claimed it was snowing in Pasadena the day her son got into a car accident. The ladies were dubious, but a year later, it actually snowed in Pasadena, prompting the internet to declare Erika vindicated. $27, Etsy.

Keep Eating

Back in 2017, Shannon Beador and Kelly Dodd were at each other's throats on "...Orange County." Their relationship came to a head at a restaurant one night when Beador called Dodd a bitch and told her to get away from her table. Dodd complied, but not before taking a crack at Beador's 40-lb weight gain, screaming: "You know what, keep eating." "This isn't my plate, you stupid fucking bitch," Beador screamed as she tossed the plate across the table. "That's not my fucking plate!" $13, Etsy.

Dorit's Drink Order

At this point, most "...Beverly Hills" fans can rattle off Dorit's cocktail order from memory: A Belvedere soda, three lemons squeezed, carcass out. $27, Etsy.

Hot Mic Moment

One of the most talked about scenes of last year's "...Salt Lake City" season is when Lisa Barlow was caught ranting about her longtime bestie Meredith Marks with her microphone still on. "Meredith can go fuck herself," she was recorded saying. "I'm not a fucking whore and I don't cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb family that poses... Meredith is a piece of shit... that fucking piece of shit garbage whore. She fucked half of New York, she can go fuck herself!" Never forget. $19.99, Etsy.